BULLSHIT DEFLECTORS
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Are you tired of that douche bag talking to you at a party? Is your girlfriend chewing you out relentlessly? At SurviveSchool.com we do not want these situations to turn to violence, so we have developed a product to avoid these situations without confrontation.
The bullshit deflector fits perfectly over your ear, protecting you from bullshit that is being thrown around recklessly on college campuses. Bullshit is harmful, and over time can have serious effects on a student's learning, motor, and party capabilities.
Bullshit Deflectors are a great investment, being sold for only $1. This is a small price to pay for a student who interacts with professors, members of the opposite sex, and parental units on a daily basis.
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